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Random, random thinky thoughts

Ambrose was not exactly what Wyatt had pictured when he'd finally gotten up the nerve and funds to actually order his mail-order bride. He had, in his old-fashioned and country-borne mind, naturally pictured someone less...male. More blonde, at the very least. And with breasts.

So when Wyatt opened his door and in stepped a medium height, thin and graceful man with a heavy-looking bag slung over his shoulder and a grin that just could not be ignored, Wyatt could only gape as he was nudged aside.

"A bit more spartan and...and woodsy than I was expecting but it'll do," Ambrose rambled on as he inspected the house as if he already owned it. Which, Wyatt thought madly, he kind of did. "Now, where's the bedroom? Might as well get on with it. Make sure we're, you know, compatible, before we sign the papers and make this thing legal."

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kseda
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
*CHOKES* Oh dear god YES.
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Figured you'd approve. :)
kseda
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
...what are you implying? *prim*
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
*patpats your head* Nothing. Nothing at all. *innocent whistling*
oddsbobs
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
*cough splutter*

*snort*

OH MY GOODNESS. HAHAHAHAHAHA

*wheeze*

Where in the world did this come from?
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:25 pm (UTC)
Honestly? NO idea. I just like the image of a very straight-forward, confident Ambrose just storming in and demanding sex. At least in this scenario, it's plausible. :D
oddsbobs
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
You mean he isn't like that normally? ;)
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
I suppose that's true...though I picture the "real" Ambrose to be more shy and self-conscious and Glitch would just trip coming across the threshold and take a header into the kitchen table. Not very sexy in either case.
annehiro
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
That last paragraph is just so... beautiful.
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
*grin* Gotta love a man who knows what he wants.
pennies_4_eyes
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
Brilliantly funny! OMG! I loved this!
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Thanks!
puffballzeri
Aug. 27th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
WRITE THIS NAO PLZ. :)
surranndie
Aug. 27th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
*can't...stop...staring at icon...* Hmmmm? You say something? *stares some more*
puffballzeri
Aug. 27th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
The rhythmic humping is hypnotic. It will get you to subconsiously do as I say. :D
candacestls
Sep. 1st, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
Oh! I absolutely love it! LOL, Wyatt would find his pants around his ankles, his back against the wall, and his eyes rolled back before he knew what hit him!

'using her best Oliver sweet voice and big eyed stare' More please?
surranndie
Sep. 1st, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
*giggles* I know I'm a horrible tease but I have a feeling this is all there will ever be of this story. But I do like the idea of Cain being bulldozed by Ambrose! :D
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